Wes Still Sleeps

March 4th, 2012

Ok, so I may or may not have spent Saturday night drawing fan fiction of fan fiction, namely, illustrations of TNG Season 8. If I did, a hypothetical version of what I drew might look something like this:

My hope is that enough people start illustrating ST:TNG_S8, it will  generate some interest for Star Trek on the internet and they will bring back the show. For those of you who don’t know, it was tragically cut short after seven season and four movies, though we had all hoped to see it run until the end of time.

This was inspired by John Allison’s awesome ST:TNG_S8 illustration– which was actually commissioned by the author. Much like Joan of Arc, I was commissioned by god alone.

Updates

January 19th, 2012

 

Hello All,

A new Time Picnickers page is up this week. And another should go up by the end of the month. My first Occupy Comic is in Occupy Comix #1. You can read the issue free here. I also added a donate button to the site if for some perverse reason you want to encourage me to keep making comics. All funds go to patch the tattered holes in my clothing, sprightly songs about orphans and chimneys, and the search for my motivations– though not necessarily in that order.

The Suspicious Packages in Time’s Up Protesters!

November 17th, 2011

 

 

Well, this comic is now outdated. As I’m sure you know, Zuccotti Park has been raided in a para-military style assault in the early hours of Tuesday morning. This time around, the city accused the protesters not of harboring suspicious packages, but of possessing an Iraq-like hoard of imaginary secret weapons. According to the city’s legal papers, the city is pretty darned sure the protesters have weapons because the police saw “discarded mace” after 700 protesters were arrested (and some maced) on the Brooklyn bridge on October 5th.

They also alleged that “makeshift weapons… such as cardboard tubes with metal pipes inside” have been observed in the park. To shed some light on this second allegation I’ll quote from the NLG’s Know Your Rights! Pamphlet, “Police will seize signs on wooden sticks, metal and pvc piping; it’s OK to attach signs to cardboard tubing.” In other words, the law has hedged protesters into only using cardboard tubes. But in the terrified imaginations of those writing the legal brief, even the (com)pliant cardboard tubes, if one digs deep enough, must conceal, like all unknowns, hidden dangers. As I write this now, protesters are being unconstitutionally removed from the park for yet a third time.

 

Machine of Death Story

November 7th, 2011

I just sold a science fiction short story, Drowned by Molly Ann Friday, to the Machine of Death anthology series. There is an interesting caveat however: I am not quite exactly sure when or where the story will appear!

The first Machine of Death book was wildly successful. And the second volume (to which I submitted) received almost 2000 submissions out of which only 30(ish?) were accepted. Editorial triumvirate  North, Bennardo, and Malki ! said they didn’t know if my story would fit into Machine of Death Vol. 2. But if it didn’t, they wanted to publish it by some means which they would figure out soon. The length is a problem. If I recall, the editors requested stories roughly between 200-7,500 words. So knowing that it’s always charming (not exasperating) to people when I break the rules but only slightly, I sent them one which was about 8,060 words (to give non-writers some idea, my entire novel– albeit a short novel– is 51,000 words– so this story is roughly 1/6th the size.)

I’m very pleased with the story and I’m excited to share it with you in whatever form it eventually takes.  Naturally, I feel tremendously lucky to be chosen out of such a prodigious number of writers. I have suggested to the editors that the story take the shape of a mighty eagle, descending a mountaintop, clutching an irrefutable golden scroll– as it originally appeared to me in my vision– but have yet to hear back.

Here’s a word “death cloud” of all the submissions for Vol. 2. As you can see– if winds are right– we could take out the entire eastern seaboard:

In recent days, I’ve been enjoying reading those stories that didn’t make the cut. A lot of folks have been posting them on their blogs and linking them via twitter.

You can also read the first volume of stories as a free ebook.

I must thank my Dates Worse Than Facebook Group for urging me to send in a submission. They already know they’re awesome but I’ll just remind them here again.

Teleportation

November 7th, 2011

My friend Jules Bern has a band called Intuitions in Brooklyn. He posted this amazing video:

Occupy Wall Street Comic

October 28th, 2011

 


Here’s a comic I wrote about Occupy Wall Street. It’s drawn by Cricket. There’s a new page of Time Picnickers coming in a few days I just have to uh… draw it.

After I wrote this comic I saw Ted Rall did one on a very similar theme. Ted actually found a better quote in the N.Y. Times to exemplify “Juke-Think”. But you know, after they put up the pay-wall, I just can’t find the heart to Firefox>>Tools>>Private Browsing. That’s right, I said it, the Op-Ed  pages are not even worth turning off your cookies!

Ted also has a good article about generation Y (Is that really what we’re called?) here.


Addendum: How could I forget GM’s hilarious aborted ads and public twitter apology for it’s “reality sucks… but luckily the GM college discount doesn’t” anti-bike campaign from earlier this month?

All of this is via Bike Snob

That’s right, if you’re on a bike, photoshopped women with burnished cheeks will laugh at you. Ready to buy a truck? It’s only um… I can’t read the fine print. I’m sure it’s up there, and of course gas isn’t all that cheap, and well, there’s the financing plan which is like another 5-10% on 20-25K. But it’ll be monthly payments and at least all your friends will know you’re cool now cause you have that sort of enormous truck that GM swore they would stop making when the government bailed them out of bankruptcy a few years ago because the things proved intensely hated and unpopu– Whooops….

 

 

At least last time they tried this, America was rich, the auto reigned supreme, and they were clearly high:


 

Pictures from Occupy Wall Street

October 20th, 2011

 ”I hope we shall take warning from the example [of the ruin of the hereditary aristocracy] and crush in its birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations which dare already challenge our government to a trial of strength and bid defiance to the laws of our country.” -Thomas Jefferson, November 12, 1816 (also quoted in Citizens United)

Last week, Mayor Bloomberg had dismissed the protests in Zuccotti Park as a weather related thing and said the protesters could stay as long as they pleased, assuming in his motherly way that they’ll just sort of get it out their system. Then we could all return to that most sublime of all states, business as usual.

But just three days later Bloomberg changed his mind after receiving a letter from Brookfield Management citing (I swear to god) suspicious packages. He decided to clean out the park using a method that I’ve always found effective for hard to remove embarrassing stains: the pre-dawn raid. He gave the protestors, I think, about 12 hours notice. The protestors could return, he claimed, just not with sleeping bags and camping equipment or what a federal judge might call “their constitutionally protected means of expression”.

I biked down there early on October 14 when the raid was scheduled. All the streets were dark and empty and I wasn’t sure how many people would arrive to stand with the protesters. But a few blocks away from the park, I heard an enormous roar and smiled. The park was jam packed, filled to the brim with supporters.  Unlike previous visits, after entering the crowd, I couldn’t really move from my spot. There were too many people.

Here are the photos:

The General Assembly tells us to all link arms around the perimeter:

But at the 11th hour the mass-arrest is called off. The cleaning has been “postponed” since the management company believes it can “come to an arrangement” with the protesters. This message doesn’t come from Bloomberg but rather from the “deputy mayor”, as if Bloomberg himself is off attending to more important affairs and can’t be bothered with scheduling errors, or really, errors of any sort. Cheers break out, a brass band springs from the crowd, playing raucous celebratory New Orleans style jazz:

Police officers have lined the park with barricades that morning and so it is difficult to move around. It is impossible for all of us to stay in the park and protest. People spread out to march north and south  in celebration. Here officers line the north side of the park. Behind them is “Ground Zero”.  A new office tower rises, half-finished, beside the hole. Behind it, in the mist somewhere, is the equally half-baked “Freedom Tower”.

The threat diminished, immediately a girl falls asleep in a barrel:

 

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Time Picnickers

August 12th, 2011

 

Dearest Readers,

I’ve begun a new comic! It’s here and yes it is about gourmands who travel through time searching for fresh ingredients. Scripted out it looks to be very long. But not to worry! I plan on a updating every week for the next few months. This I swear! I’m working on two books at the moment, editing Dates Worse Than Fate for publication (of some sort) and I’m about halfway through a second book, a science fiction novel entitled (working) The Savage Twins. Here’s the first few pages from when I started the second book as a comic then decided I preferred to put it in novel form. So there you go! More free comics (albeit ones you will only be able to finish in novel form some time in the indefinite future)! Also, as a sign of my loosening grip on my own priorities/moral compass, I’ve joined twitter!

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Cricket Comics Vol.2: The College Years

April 15th, 2011

 

Comics! By Cricket! No longer daily! But… uh… comics!

Important societal issues addressed in these pages: The Ace Hotel (or what my friend Paul refers to as “the gasoline on the burning tire-fire of Manhattan culture”), Sunday Business, smoking, Apes at College, et al… All below the cut!

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Mocca!

April 9th, 2011


Last minute announcement! I’ll be at the Mocca Arts Festival in New York City tomorrow because it’s 10 blocks from my apartment. I won’t have a table or anything. Rather, I’ll just be rambling from display to display and getting in adventures like the wandering cartoonists of old. If you want to chat you’ll just to recognize me by my famously penetrating stare/shabby clothing. Above image is from a comic I’ve been working on. More art/comics/announcements to come soon! I swear!

Dates Worse Than Fate

February 1st, 2011

I’ve finished my novel!

It’s called Dates Worse Than Fate. The Premise: terrible dates combined with terrible moments in human history! Would you like to read it? I would also like you to read it. But that requires a literary agent or publisher. Are you one of these people/entities? If so, well, confession: I love you. Please contact me! My info is on this page. I’ve only met one literary agent once. It was five years ago after I did a reading on the Lower East Side. She gave me her card, which I subsequently lost. Are you that particular literary agent? Well, confession: I love you– no, seriously, you were very beautiful!

Are you not a literary agent/publisher? Yeah, me either! But you can still help! I created a Facebook group in the hope that if many people joined it, the published book would spontaneously materialize from our collective desire. Please join it here! If you don’t have Facebook, then you’re a stronger person than I will ever be–  just comment below this post if you would like to see the book in print!

Thank you, by the way, to all the posters in the comments sections who have said kind and encouraging things about my work. And also thank you to all the posters who have just said, like, really insane things that are sort of creepy in that way that only the internet is creepy. Confession: I love you most of all.

UPDATE (4/20/11): I’ve created a site for the book where you can read excerpts!

Daily Cricket Comics

February 1st, 2011

So Cricket’s been making a six panel comic a day. Eventually, I’ll make a better place for them; but for now they go on the blog. Here are the first five below the cut!

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First Date

January 10th, 2011

New comic!

This one comes from my long experience observing mouse culture in my complicated daydreams.

Longer (multiple page) comics next.

Sketches from St. Mark’s

January 4th, 2011


Happy new year all!

I attended the St. Mark’s New Year’s Day Marathon Reading this year. Below are some scans from my sketchbook from the event.

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Sketches – Slavoj Žižek

January 4th, 2011

Here are some sketches and notes from a lecture by philosopher(-king?) Slavoj Žižek I attended in November at the New York Public Library.  “Man is shaken by the beautiful madness called laughter and creates the mystery of shape.” he said.  He was speaking about an incident where Derrida, as the notes say, finds himself ashamed of his naked body in front of his cat.  The cat’s eyes represent The Other– the mystery of existence beyond the veil.  The flowers were in a vase beside Žižek, but as perhaps Derrida would have wanted, I have placed them on his head.

More below the cut!

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Proof of Time Travel and Perpetual Motion Machine

January 4th, 2011

Well, it’s 2011 and as I expected from the future, we’ve received proof of time travel in the metaphorically convenient form of a tiny Swiss watch and Newton’s draconian laws of thermodynamics have finally been broken (apparently 60 years ago and then shelved in museum).

Why is the watch so tiny? Well, obviously the universe is not expanding it’s shrinking. We just don’t notice it because we’re all shrinking at the same time. However, if we would go back in time we would be embarrassingly small! Don’t believe me? Just think back to your childhood? Don’t you remember being ridiculously small? I know! Weird, right…

Hamsters

December 27th, 2010

For those of you who got a Fighting Machine for Christmas and want to do a quick Fighting Machine to hamster conversion, I’ve posted a helpful guide. The original Hamster to F.M. guide is below. I have no idea who made it. Purrington? Also, there’s a crazy amount of snow in New York City. This morning, on an exploratory mission to Starbucks, I had to eat one of my dogs (hot dogs). Also, I’m never drawing a hamster again. I hate drawing them. Their noses defy categorization. What differentiates them from a mouse? How should I know? The careful observer will notice that I drew the hamster differently in every panel. The even more astute observer will notice that this was because I never figured out how to draw a hamster.

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The Raisins D’Etre Page 5

November 24th, 2010

The last page of The Raisins D’Etre is up!  The saga has concluded, as perhaps you guessed it would, in puppies, balloons, and glimmering gems.

By the way, the glacial pace at which I post comic pages is often because my attention is devoted to several long-term projects which will eventually see the light of the day.

I’m working on a few different things at the moment, an as yet unannounced indie Xbox game, a more adventure-themed (less comicy) comic, and a novel(la?).

I’ve been working on the novel(la?) for about four years now but it should be finished sometime this spring.  If you’re a fan of The Nerds of Paradise and A Lesson is Learned, I think you’ll like it. I haven’t started looking for a publisher because, well, human contact interferes with my rich fantasy life.  But if I don’t find one then whatever, I’ll just sell it out of my apartment like the crazy person I always dreamed I would grow up to be.

The Xbox game– it’s super-awesome.  I’ll keep you posted when the demo is released or the promo site pops up.

And the other comic… I might post some of it here.  But I haven’t decided if the web is the right format yet.

So what’s coming next? I have some one-page and one-panel comics which will go up in December.  So stay tuned!  Or watch from a safe distance using the .rss feed.

Lonely artist bee found

October 7th, 2010

Scientists discover lonely artist bee. Creates work alone and will not conform to boring hive-minded activities or participate in structured bee society.

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